MORE "FACTS" FROM ALEX JONES!
What a font of information
is Alex Jones!
is Alex Jones!
Conspiracy guy Alex Jones sees news articles no one else sees, government documents that no one else can find. The guy is basically living inside a bad comic book which he is creating. He cites countless "facts" which are unknown anywhere.
Here some recent revelations & reiterations--all from Alex's ACTV cable show, all circa summer of '05:
The leaders of Israel are all blond & blue-eyed, with eyepatches & Russian accents. (Honest...he really said that!)
Gypsies are evil.
George W. Bush is a member of the British royal family. He's just faking being a dumb Texan.
John Kerry's war record was faked. (Alex Jones is an agent of the Republican Party! Alex Jones is not fit to lick John Kerry's boots.)
The government & the media are saying that mercury is good for you. (Based on misreading & mishearing news stories. Alex misreads all news stories.)
In his last recorded speech, Aldous Huxley said Alex Jones was right about everything. (This was c. 1963.)
There are microphones & cameras in the trees in Austin, & all over the country. (Time to get out of the country, Alex. Please?)
Paul Harvey is senile.
All terror attacks are bogus--part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
Tollroads are part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
Thumbscanning is part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
Traffic intersection cameras are part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
Environmentalism is part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
Feminism is part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
The drug subculture is part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
Vaccines are part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
La Mecha is part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
Zionists are part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
The London bombings are part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
_______________ (whatever you're into) is part of a takeover of America by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.
The UN is slaughtering thousands of people every year.
Alex Jones can predict the future, because the secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever put up websites where they tell you everything they're going to do. (So if you can find these secret websites, you can predict the future--just like Alex Jones!)
Kids die en masse when given vaccines. (This would seem to be part of a secret takeover by a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.)
The government brings in all the drugs. (If that were true, we wouldn't have a drug problem!)
Everything bad that happens is a government plot.
The only reason you don't agree with Alex Jones about all this stuff is that you're dumb. (This is Alex's central theme.)
The Zionists supported Hitler.
The Rothschilds funded Hitler. (Alex lives in a parallel universe all his own.)
All right-wing slander of all Democrats is all true. (Is Alex Jones an agent for the Republican Party?)
All new stories from the mainstream press are false. (Except the news stories from the mainstream press that Alex reads, which are all true.)
Alex Jones is saving the human race. (From a secret cabal of Moloch-worshiping international bankers who live forever.)
Everybody knows this,
of course.
But it bears repeating.
But it bears repeating.