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Here is some of what conspiracy Alex Jones believes.
(This is not me criticizing Alex, you understand. This is more or less exactly what he says.) All of Clinton's cabinet were Jewish. People have tattoos saying "Don't Kill Me" in Holland. (Well, the Dutch are an eminently practical people.) Bad people plan to kill 80% of us by poisoning the vaccines. Austin water now tastes like sewage. (Euaugh! Cut it out, Alex! The water is fine.) Almost every major organization in the world has been taken over by organized crime. If you give your child a vaccine, the child will likely be in diapers for the rest of its life. Government & news services are saying that mercury is good for you. Arnold Schwartzeneggar is a known Nazi. There are live cancer viruses in the vaccines. There are live AIDS viruses in the corn. Gloria Steinham was a CIA officer. The elite can live forever. Lyndon Johnson had John Kennedy killed. The elite plan to kill 80% of us & herd the rest into "compact cities." If you're in favor of gun control, you're a Nazi. The most popular President of the 20th century (that's Bill Clinton, in a tie with FDR) was a "rat-turd slave" of the New World Order, as is his beautiful wife. The police are your enemies. Brave New World is not fiction. The government means to kill most of us. Virtually everyone in the world is too stupid to see the takeover that is so obviously going on. Alex Jones can & has correctly predicted the future, because the New World Order tells you everything it's going to do on its secret websites. Every soldier who died in a war since the Civil War were chumps who died in vain (because these wars were mere set-ups). The UN has sold thousands of children into slavery & for snuff films. Gays are actively recruiting in our schools. The government keeps giant, honeycombed hives full of toddlers drugged on lithium. The Quakers are communists.  The Quakers? Don't you have to be
an atheist to be a communist? The Red Cross is a criminal organization. Thumb-scanning is part of the takeover. Toll roads are part of the takeover. Arnold is part of an Austrian plot to take over America. Skull & Bones are part of a British plot to take over America. The Bilderbergs are taking over the world. All Democrats & Republicans are too dumb to see their parties are in league. Those who do not see the takeover going on are either stupid, brainwashed, compartmentalized, or on the other side. Most TV shows are designed to brainwash & control you. There are "chemtrails" in the air, spewing mind-control chemicals on all of us. Virtually all "terrorists" are actually agents of the U.S. government. Ted Turner has openly said he wants to kill 80% of us. The United Nations has published documents in which it says it plans to kill 80% of us. Jacques Cousteau wants to kill 80% of us.  What? Jacques,
too? Et tu, Jacques?
The Democrats & Republicans are secretly in league on everything. Kurt Waldheim was a "Nazi death-camp operator." All top Republican officials are gay. Local police departments work for the CIA. The major news outlets work for the military. The police are to be hated & feared. The government is to be hated & feared. Government officials are to be regarded with suspicion, if not harassed or threatened. All antidepressants are bad––part of a government plot to bum us out. The secret rulers of the world worship Moloch. The environmental movement is a land-grabbing scheme started by the international corporations. There is a secret conspiracy to take over the world which can be tracked entirely on the web. The world is government by a fascist, command-&-control government, which, however, lacks a leader. The government brings in all of the drugs, then imprisons us for using them (it's a government plot). The proposed changes to ACTV that led to the creation of the PAC was a government plot. 9-11 was a government plot. Waco was a government plot.  You got that? A
GOVERNMENT PLOT!
The first WTC bombing was a government plot. The Oklahoma City bombing was a government plot (Bill Clinton––the most popular President of the century––did it to bring up his approval ratings). Traffic intersection cameras are a government plot. Thumb-scanning is a government plot. Most power outages are government plots. Domestic terror attacks are government plots. Illegal immigration is a government plot. The counterculture is a government plot.  The hippies are in on it? Aw, man!
Feminism is a government plot. The police are to be hated & feared. The police are our enemies. The police are evil. Black ski masks signify evil. The drug problem is a government plot. Professional sports is a government plot (to dumb us down with gladiatorial diversions). Babies are grown inside of cows & then butchered. People are being farmed like tomatoes & corn. If you disagree with anything Alex Jones says, you're a Nazi. |