Republican policies have
BLUE BALLS
written all over them


Republicans must be terribly horny,
don't you think?

I don't say this to be mean.  It just stands to reason.

After all, Republicans are mostly creepy white guys, so we know the pickins are slim for them.  Then there's that small-penis thing.


That would explain
their pervasive distemper
& their fulsome, oleaginous creepiness!

So they still cry themselves to sleep at night, even though they now control everything.  That's where cheating leads you, guys...

Here's the cool thing.  This whole sexual frustration angle explains the sociopathic quality of Republican policies, which have "blue balls" written all over them.

Don't you think Republican policies have "blue balls" written all over them?

Admit it: Republican policies have "blue balls" written all over them.


In many ways, "blue balls"
explains the whole Republican thing!