The New World
Order theory is an arrant fantasy, I tell you!
& like all
fantasies, it keeps contradicting itself. Consider:
Are there any real terrorists?
No, except when you're talking about the borders. So the government is
behind all the terror...& you must be dumb to disagree...except at the borders,
where all of a sudden there's this Big Threat from Outside. (The
conspiracy guys are xenophobes who want to close the borders.)
Hey fellas--are there any real terrorists or not? As to closing
the borders, if the government is behind the terrorists, there's no
point at all in closing the borders.
Is the world
consolidating...or
breaking into chaos? The conspiracists sometimes say the
globalists are "control freaks." At other times, the globalists are
said to foster chaos & entropy. Sometimes they're fascists;
sometimes they're socialists; sometimes they're a criminal gang;
sometimes they're feudalists. These
things cannot all be true! They represent the chronic inner
contradiction in the whole New World Order shtick. The
conspiracists waffle ceaselessly, saying one thing when circumstances
require, contradicting themselves when the argument falters.
Are we winning or losing?
Most of the time, the New World Order sounds completely
invulnerable. They never seem to have any setbacks. The
conspiracists frequently say the evil elite have already gotten
control. The Constitution is gone; we're living under a tyranny
that only angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80's can
perceive. But the guys are inconsistent. They recurrently
inform us that people are "waking up," that we're winning. It
doesn't usually sound like
we're winning, guys--not even a little bit. Then you say everyone
is waking up. HUH!?
Can we trust the news or not?
I watch fellow Austinite Alex Jones quite a lot. He makes the
usual conspiratorial point about the news being controlled. You
know--you can't trust the news; you can't believe it; it's run by the
military; it's totally
controlled by minions of the New World Order, etc. Then Alex
spends the rest of his show reading
news articles! He even goes so
far as to cite media reports as his authority. Alex,
baby...a
minute ago you said we couldn't believe it. Now you're using it
as your authority. It's either a profound epistemological problem
in the theory...or a stark case of memory failure.
Who, exactly, is "in the club"?
Who are the elite, the Illuminati, the globalists? If you listen
carefully, you'll see the conspiracy theorists contradict themselves
over & over as to who the bad guys are. Members of the
conspiracy keep turning into "minions." Is Dick Cheney a
globalist, or a minion of the globalists? People flip-flip
between being actual conspirators & minions of the
conspiracy. The membership list is unclear & remains
elusive. One moment, the
CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) are all conspirators...the next
minute, they're minions. Methinks this self-contradictrion is
just jive, to cover the fact they don't exist.
What is the nature of the New World
Order? The globalists are incoherent, exhibiting
contradictory qualities from one moment to the next. Sometimes
they're a bloodline. At other times, they're more like an evil
bureaucracy; at still other times, they're a criminal gang like the
mafia. Sometimes they're psychotics & satanists. Other
times they're brilliant eggheads. They're sadistic control
freaks, yet they don't move to silence the conspiracy guys, who are
supposedly blurting out the whole plan. They like to brag, yet
they're a big secret. They're master illusionists, yet their 9-11
plan is full of oafish clinkers. Give me a break! The
features of the villains in this bad comic book shift constantly, as if
in a dream. Different theorists will say radically things as
well. Let's not forget, David Icke believes the Illuminati are
interdimensional reptililian shapechangers, while Alex thinks they're
arrogant psychos who tell you everything they're going to do on the web.
Are we free or not? The
New World Order guys are pretty obsessed with freedom. Their
lives are an endless fantasy about losing their rights.
But they
seem quite confused on the matter of whether we're free or not.
They will say we're living under a complete tyranny...then complain
about their rights. My friends, if you're living under tyranny,
you have no rights. When you complain about losing your freedom,
did you forget you just said we're
living under a tyranny? Or
don't you believe what you
yourself say? This is so
strange...
What do the globalists think of us?
Really, it's hard to determine. Apparently they hate us &
regard us as cattle. Alex Jones even maintains they want to kill
80% of us. Yet they spend near-infinite amounts of time &
money trying to train
& condition us. What up wi' that? Whoever heard
of a
bunch of fascists breaking their butts to mold our minds? Usually
they just point the gun at you & tell you to get in the
truck. Very little training needed for that...
Is the conspiracy a secret or not?
Sometimes everyone is brainwashed. Sometimes they're all "waking
up." The plot is out in the open...yet still, nobody knows about
it except the conspiracy community. The New World Order is
putting up web pages that bloody TELL YOU they want to kill all of
us...but nobody can find these web pages but the conspiracy
people. They're much smarter than everybody, you know.
OK...so what motivates the
conspirators? Of course, I have an
inherent problem with discussing the motives of nonexistent
people. But sometimes the conspiracy guys
say the bad guys are in it for the money,
e.g., we invaded Iraq to get the oil or create wars so as to profit
from both sides. Other times, they say the globalists print the
money & don't care about money at all. So which is it,
gentlemen? You need to get your story straight, or at least try
to
remember what you said five minutes ago.
Get out of my flat.
