CONSPIRACISTS, DISPERSE!
The New World Order conspiracy
people owe us all an apology.

Ever since 9-11, they've been telling us the bad guys were going to clobber us again.  They've been scaring us to death with anthrax attacks, suitcase nukes––whatever.

Don't you remember?  9-11 was only the first step in the process of inflicting martial law on America.  It was an inside job, & there was going to be plenty more.  Go to my web page to see a plethora of bummer predictions made by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.  Alex is on TV here in Austin, so I know all about him.  Alex falsely claims he predicted 9-11, but no one will show me where he does so.

Those are actual quotes on my site.  They pretty much prove Alex is bogus.  But to my knowledge, he has never acknowledged any of his countless clinkers.  He goes on TV, says crazy things, then ignores it afterwards.  Good work, Alex.
Very conspiratorial, I must say!

If Alex were a financial advisor, all his clients would be broke.  If he were a doctor, all his patients would be dead.  But he's a conspiracy guy, & is therefore oblivious to his own mistakes.

Like all the guys on the right, the New World Order conspiracy guys utterly lack the power of self-criticism.

That's another reason the Right is insane.  The Right is insane.  Steer clear of these creepy people.

But––getting back to reality––there were no more attacks after 9-11, were there?  The conspiracy guys were wrong.  I think they owe us all an apology for scaring us so––& telling us we're all dumb, to boot.
Conspiracy people think everyone but
them is stupid.  Is this sad or what?

This is so weird.  Guys like Alex continue to babble away on their shows & websites, acting as if nothing whatsoever is wrong.  Is this a memory problem, a denial problem, a dishonesty problem, or some form of brain damage?

READ MY LIPS: Your theory made a prediction (follow-up attacks after 9-11), & the prediction was wrong.

When a theory fails, a real theorist will rework or abandon the theory.  That would be honest intellectual behavior, methinks.

But the conspiracy guys just pretend like nothing went wrong, acting like they've been right about everything all along.  Just how dumb are these guys?
& they can't figure out why no one
in the straight world believes them!

My friends, no one in the straight world believes you because you were obviously wrong & are either too dumb or too hypocritical to admit your mistakes.

Even more than the failure of your theory, your duplicitous behavior proves you're bogus.
Conspiracists, disperse!  Stop
wasting your lives on fantasies!