FANTASY LIBERALS
(amongst whom I proudly count myself)


First point about the right: they think
they can read our minds!

Damn right the right are crazy--crazy & stupid.  I'm here to tell ya.

Today's lesson: the guys on the political right honest-to-God think they can read your mind.

For example, I exert a lot of energy critiquing my fellow Austinite, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.  Well, ever since I started doing that, ruffled conspiracists have accused me of harboring some sort of deep hatred or envy of Alex Jones.


Hatred or envy? Moi!?

Perish the thought.  Any one seeing my ACTV show will see that I'm laughing whenever I talk about Alex.

I could never hate a guy who makes me laugh that much.


So much for the conspiracists' ability
to read my mind!

This would be the point.  If you think about it, you'll realize that one of the most disconcerting things about trying to talk to spuds is that they really & truly believe they can read our minds.

Check it out for yourself.  Any way you slice it, the political right obviously believes they can read our minds.  They know the thoughts & feelings––the true motives––of liberals.



The right think they know what liberals think.
Now how sad is that?

I can't go on.  Your homework assignment is to find an example of a guy on the right––almost certainly too dumb to understand a single word a liberal says––reading a liberal's mind.

Here's the crowning irony.  The little fantasy liberals in their minds invariably sound exactly like a bunch of snarky Republicans.

Who woulda thought?