PERRY LOGAN FOR PRESIDENT!


Hack me in, America!

I, Perry Logan, hope to become President of the United States in 2008.  Do not be frightened.

How can a complete unknown, without experience, qualifications, or corporate connections, make it into the White House in this day & age?

The same way George W. Bush won--
by hacking the vote!

Please, please--you must calm yourselves.  Please put your clothes back on & return to your seats.

In case you're still in a stupor, the Republicans have the vote hacked.  They cannot lose...unless YOU hack me in.

That's YOU, Little Mister!

You will be richly rewarded.

The software written by the right-wing companies write is total crap.  It will be easy to hack. 

If it worked for George W. Bush, it'll work for me.

So get busy, hackers of America!  Let's get Perry Logan into the Oval Office in 2008.

Better me than Jeb Bush, right?