Nothing is true

If the New World Order theory were true...

IT WOULDA BLOODY
 
It wouldabloody HAPPENED by now!
HAPPENED
BY NOW!!!

I'm completely calm now
It's all right.  I'm calm now!

But IF THE NEW WORLD ORDER THEORY WERE TRUE...a lot of things would be different, is what I'm thinking.  Reality kind of disproves the theory.

The takeover would have happened by now.  This is a chronic problem with conspiracy theories.  They postulate an unbeatable enemy, in control of everything & fooling everybody (except you-know-who). They are then hard put to explain why these rascals aren't openly in control by now.  (Alex Jones says they ARE out in the open.  But Alex sees things nobody else can see.)  Fascists are known for their swiftness, are they not?  The globalists seem pretty creaky & slow.  That's because they don't exist.

The guys would be dead!  Hello?  The guys with radio shows & popular web pages would be dead.  Yet no one has so much as waxed their windshields.

The 9-11 hijackers would have been better armed.  The alleged conspirators control airport security.  They could have smuggled the hijackers in easily--armed with automatic weapons & whatever else they needed.  The hijackers' having to use paper cutters (or whatever) is more consistent with the official story than with the conspiracy theory.  It makes no sense to jeopardize the mission by having your people so poorly armed.

We would have total gun control.  The conspiracists always say the parties are mere puppets of the New World Order.  Why, then, do we not have complete gun control?  Answer: we would.  Instead, psychotics & convicted felons can buy assault rifles.   The conspiracist paradigm is obviously false.

We wouldn't have invaded Iraq.  It was supposed to be martial law, right?  They brought off 9-11 to scare us & prepare us for a police state...next thing you know, the whole army is in Iraq.  There goes your paradigm!

The 2004 election wouldn't have been stolen.  Nationwide, the Republicans are stealing elections from the American people.  Supposedly, the New World Order controls both parties.  So why would it steal an election from itself?

The police wouldn't be using rubber bullets & tasers.  Nor would they be taping their arrests. 

There would be all these buildings shaped like PYRAMIDS!  Let us never forget.

The elite would be living forever.  At least according to my friend Alex Jones, the elite have some "life-extension" technology that only Alex has found out about.  (Alex Jones knows about the globalists, because he goes to the secret websites where the New World Order tells you everything it's going to do.  Far out, huh?)  Anyway, the rich & powerful still seem to be dying on schedule, suggesting the conspiracists are living inside a bad comic book.

The government wouldn't be using phoney terror alerts to pull our chain.  The globalists would be treating us to fresh terror...if they existed.  The use of stale information to scare us suggests it's the Bush Administration, rather than nonexistent globalists.

You could get some corroboration from people in the straight world--experts & such.  You never hear structural engineers talking about how the Towers fell or meteorologists talking about chemtrails.  There are almost no experts to be found anywhere in the conspiratorial circles.  No one is backing these guys up.

Never mind.
It's just too SAD...