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Is Perry Logan an agent of the "New World Order"?

Not likely, seeing as how there is no New World Order.

It's a case of semantical confusion, I'm quite sure of it.

No one in the "straight" world uses the phrase "new world order" to denote world government.

You know the quotes.  President Bush the First kicked it off, right?

But I believe he meant only a change in the world order.

To most of us, "new world order" means a change in the world order, with no implication of world government whatsoever.

Gotchya!  The same applies to the other known instances of bigwigs "spilling the beans."

I've always thought it was lame that the clever globalists keep blurting things out.  Or that they like to brag, & still nobody outside the conspiracist community "knows."

Foh!
Hmph!  Ha!  Foh!

Anyway, I'm contending that the conspiracy people have somewhat obtusely missed this basic distinction.  Is the guy really talking about one-world government?

Listening to what they were saying, I would say not.

In my mind, the conspiracy guys MISREAD THE UNIVERSE.

So to speak.

But getting back to my being an agent...

I dunno.  Can you ever prove you're not something?  It would be an assignment with an exceedingly thin cover, don't you think?

I would definitely demand a lot more money.  I would definitely demand there be money, as there is in fact no damned money.

Don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it, all right!?

I'm sorry I swore back there.  The point being that if I worked for the globalists I would want a very good dental plan, & maybe some technical assistance with my cable TV show.

Pretty lame cover, you'll have to admit.

This brings up another point suggesting there is in fact no New World Order.  If anyone has a phone number where I can aply for work as a globalist, please let me know.

There is no such phone number, you'll note.  That's because the globalists don't exist.

I am therefore not an agent.  I'll swear to it!

If I worked for them, I'm sure they would not have done such a lousy job of hiding their evidence in 9-11.

In case you're new to the genre, the conspiracists weave an epic story of deceit as to 9-11.  To them, the most incompetent administration in American history brought off 9-11 as an inside job...fooling everyone in the world except you-know-whom.

"You-know-whom."  Check it out!

Well, there you go: another proof of nonexistence falls into our laps, to wit, the clever globalists could not have covered their tracks so poorly with the 9-11 thing.

You seeee?
You seeeee....!?

Take the small hole in the Pentagon, the absence of wreckage around the Pentagon, et al.

The conspiracist story has a missile or robot plane crashing into the Pentagon.  Am I the only one in the world who wonders why they would do it that way?  Don't the globalists do things for specific reasons?  More importantly, could they possibly have been so bad at covering the evidence?  Why weren't they better prepared?  This was a planned operation, wasn't it?

But the conspiracy guys never go that way.  They just think differently from you & me.

I would never be an agent to such a clumsy outfit, I assure you.

True leader of New World Order conspiracy
I assure you...