This just in:
World leaders not living forever!

Do I even have to ARGUE this!?
Do I even have to argue this one?

Alex Jones--a guy we all love--believes the bad guys can live forever.  If I follow the plot of Alex's fantasy, that's why they want to kill 80% of us.

Alex has decided they want to kill 80% of us.  How's that for a bad comic book?

A simple glance around reveals that would leaders are getting sick & dying on schedule.  I supose they're faking growing older, faking their terminal illness, faking their deaths.

& only angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80's can perceive the subterfuge.  How clever they are...if they do say so themselves.

The conspiracy guys are a different breed of cat.  What kind of resistence to cognitive dissonance do they have to have to believe Alex's life-extension fantasy--all without a shred of evidence?

This bizarre part of the conspiracy fantasy proves one thing: these guys do not want to face reality

They prefer fantasy to the simple truth.
Like all my friends on the right, they prefer
the most outlandish fantasy to the simple truth.