Nothing is true

Alex misreads everything!

ALEX JONES MISREADS EVERYTHING!

I wouldn't be his friend if I didn't point this out, but Alex Jones misreads absolutely EVERYTHING.

Either that, or I misread everything.

Alex Jones is the world's foremost vaccine fearmonger.  He'll distort reality to say bad things about vaccinations.  The big lug is a dyed-in-the-wool
VACCINOPHOBE if there ever was one.

Take mercury-containing preservatives in vaccinations.  What do Alex & his minions do when studies show the preservative-containing vaccines correlate with increased intelligence & improved neurological function in infants?

That sure doesn't fit the paradigm.  Whatttaya gonna do to SAVE YOUR LAME PARADIGM?

As usual, Alex just misreads & misinterprets everything.  He's been going around saying the news is reporting that "mercury is nutritious."

See what I mean by a conspiracy theory for dumb people?  No one ever said mercury was good for you.

The studies on thimerosol (the mercury-containing preservative) would never say mercury is nutritious.  They merely point out that use of thimerosol correlates with improved intelligence & neurological functioning in infants.

What DO these studies suggest? Evidently, the mercury in the thimerosol is not metabolized.  That would be the obvious conclusion--not that once-astute scientists suddenly believe mercury is good for you.

Alex & his crew simply misread the studies on thimerosol, because the evidence shoots down the lameassed paradigm...

Conspiracy theory for dummies
...that invisible villains
are poisoning the vaccines!