NEVER COMMUNICATE WITH CONSERVATIVES
My fellow Americans, you
must never
EVER talk to conservatives!
EVER talk to conservatives!
I advise liberals to minimize all communication with conservatives. Don't debate them or exchange information with them or listen to them unless you absolutely have to.
When they come on TV, keep the sound off. These are crazy people who shouldn't be listened to for even a moment. They impart nothing that can help you. Their words can only hurt & confuse you.
Trust me on this!
When they're talking to you, stare at a spot midway between their eyes & think about something else.
Do not read their e-mails.
Do not read anything conservatives write. These are some really messed-up people, & they will never contribute anything to the world of letters.
Do not enter their threads on political forums. Do not read their witty responses. Do not enter the threads they start, where they unload the latest crap they've found at some right-wing think tank.
At this point in American history, it's illogical to communicate with conservatives except when necessary. Talking to conservatives can only make you crazy.
You are to cease all nonessential communication with conservatives IMMEDIATELY.
Pretty radical, huh?
Most liberals like to engage in dialogue. They feel unfair if they don't listen to what the right say.
But dialoguing with conservatives can only be harmful to you, for the following reasons:
1. You can be absolutely sure they're not listening to you. If you haven't figured out by now that the political right doesn't hear a word we say, you're as dumb as a Republican. So to speak.
2. Their "evidence" is totally bogus. Take heed, comrades. The political right spends millions, if not billions, of dollars every year to fill your mind with nonsense. Conservatism is a delusional system which thinks it's a political philosophy, & they don't hesitate to hire people to cook the stats, so as to make themselves look good.
Their disinformation permeates the American news media. You should avoid the American news media as you would avoid arsenic in your food.
Their stats invariably come from one of a zillion "right-wing think tanks," i.e., people hired by the right to cook the facts to make the right look good. That's how incredibly fraudulent the whole political right is!
3. Conservatives communicate with you only to hurt you. Gentle liberal friends, stop kidding yourselves. The right hate us. They not political opponents; they're anti-liberal bigots. Remember that.
If one of them is being friendly to you, it's because he needs you for something, or he has a way of confusing you. Conservatives use disinformation to weaken the left. They're just some creepy white guys who live to screw things up for other people.
We've got to face the fact we're at war with the right.
Just remember--they started it!