A UNIVERSE OF NIGHTMARES
or
SLIGHTLY INFERIOR ALIENS

If you look into their minds,
you will see that the Right live inside
a UNIVERSE OF NIGHTMARES!

As I go deeper into the nightmare of the right, I grow more & more disturbed.  Will I go insane, studying the minds of the insane?

In my paradigm, the right have a separate genome.  They're like slightly inferior aliens.

"Slightly inferior aliens."  Cool huh?

When the dust has settled, the political right in America are basically just a minority of creepy white guys.  They have bad vibes that make your flesh crawl.  They are relatively stupid.  Even when they are not totally stupid, their minds just have a part that's not screwed on, rendering them almost incapable of dialectical thinking.

I take these truths to be self-evident.  In addition, right-wingers are notably deficient in the areas of 1) humor, 2) ambiguity, & 3) figurative thinking.  You can verify for yourself that our beloved brothers of the right rarely get jokes. They freak out over uncertainty.  & they definitely miss (or misunderstand) most metaphors.

They tend to have much lower IQ's.  That's my paradigm.  I will await scientific verification of this fact, which I regard as undeniable.

I give the lie to all denials!

Anyway, as I enter deeper into the psyche of this genetically inferior tribe, I find that it's nothing more nor less than A UNIVERSE OF NIGHTMARES.

The PRO-LIFERS, for example, live inside a truly hellish reality.  Whether they're right or wrong, they have to wake up every morning believing there's a holocaust going on.

Think about that!  How would YOU like to really, truly, & literally believe there is a "holocaust" going on--what with the ongoing horror of safe & legal abortions?

How would YOU like to face each & every day knowing that most of your fellow Americans defend a woman's right of abortion?

How would YOU like to go around thinking most people are murderers, or condone murder?

That's quite a nightmare––& this is just one of the variegated horrors that fill the minds of these poor tortured devils.

No wonder so many of our pro-life brethren have turned to murder & terrorism.  Their view of reality drives them nuts.

The Republicans believe we're in a war on terror that we cannot possibly win: how's THAT for depressive?  No wonder they find themselves rationalizing increasingly degraded forms of human behavior––election fraud, treason, torture, war crimes.

What next for the Republicans––genocide?

Remember, you heard it here first!

Another nightmare of the right: illegal immigration.  The border guys believe America is headed for total ruination.  We'll be up to our ears in evil foreigners before you can say Jack Sprat.

Then there are the conspiracy guys.  They believe the bad guys have already taken over––but almost everyone in the world except they themselves is too dumb to notice.  The New World Order guys cringe at every intersection camera.  They cower at thumb scans.  They live in a terrible, goofy nightmare.

& so on into the night.  Trust me, you don't want to get inside the right's skin.  It's just one bloody nightmare after another.  It's a horrible world in there.

No wonder they're all so crazy!