A PARTIAL LIST OF ALEX JONES'S
FAVORITE FALSEHOODS


Alex Jones lives in a fantasy world
(love ya, Alex!)!
It goes on forever, but here are a few major errata, based on falsehoods that Alex repeats endlessly:
There is no super-secret cabal putting up websites telling Alex Jones everything it's going to do
There are no "globalists"
Alex Jones is not smarter than everyone in the Democratic Party...au contraire!
Alex Jones did not predict 9-11
Alex Jones cannot predict the future (can you spell M-E-G-A-L-O-M-A-N-I-A?)
The government did not bring off 9-11 as a subterfuge
There is no world government
No one is talking about global government
Guns are of no use in protecting our freedom
Guns make the home more dangerous; they are almost invariably used for murder or suicide
World leaders are not living forever; Alex thinks they can live forever
The Illuminati were disbanded in 1785
Governments do not routinely terrorize their citizens in order to control them
History shows that governments are not generally tyrannical
The CIA did not found al Qaeda
Cops are not dumb.
TV shows are not "training" us that torture is good
The police did not kill the students at Columbine (it was crazy white guys with guns)
Black ski masks are not a sign of the Apocalypse
The CIA did not enegage in insider trading before 9-11
There are no "globalists" (Did I already say that?)
Socialism is not "command & control"
The Federal Reserve is not privately-owned
The Romans did not invent feminism
The violent crime rate in England has dropped precipitately since they clamped down on guns
The Federal Reserve is not owned by foreigners
The Federal Reserve is audited every year
IQ's are not going down; they're going up--hallelujah!
The Founding Fathers practised & promoted gun control & gun confiscation
The cancer rate is not going up
President Kennedy was not fixing to shut down the Fed when he died
Gays are not "recruiting" in the grade schools (right-wingers can believe ANY DAMNED THING)
The voting machine companies are not openly run by the CIA
Osama bin Laden did not meet with the CIA at a hospital in Dubai
The government is not behind EVERY BLOODY THING!
The globalists are not taking over America (it's an old-fashioned right-wing takeover!)
Most Americans favor the "open borders"
Almost no one believes the government was behind 9-11
Top government officials do not worship Molloch or Satan or whatever
The Bohemian Grove ritual is just a show
Posse Comitatus was not a sacred law preserving our freedom; it was a white supremacy law, to prevent Union troops from protecting freed slaves
Margaret Sanger was not a eugenicist
Margaret Sanger did not give or get awards from Hitler
There is no "Federal plan" to put microchips in everyone
Diebold is not openly run by the CIA
Kurt Waldheim was not a Nazi
Arnold Schwartzenegger is not a Nazi; Naziism is not inheritable
There are no live AIDS viruses in the corn
Bill Clinton did not let Osama bin Laden go
The United Nations is not taking over the national parks
A CIA asset is not a CIA employee
Gloria Steinham is not a CIA agent
Ralph Nader is not an agent
Ward Churchill is not an agent
I am not an agent
You are not an agent
Your mother is not an agent
Everybody is not an agent!
The government does not "bring in all the drugs"
FDR did not know about Pearl Harbor beforehand
The U.S. courts are not taking their cue from the United Nations
The Rothschilds did not fund Hitler (they were broke at the time)
The Northwoods Document was not "the official government plan"
There is no UN plan to put cancer viruses, AIDS viruses, or anti-fertility drugs in the vaccines
There is no such thing as "problem-reaction-solution"
The CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) does not promote world government
Tollroads are not part of the takeover; there is no takeover
There is no "right to bear arms"
The bin Laden family are not terrorists
A police drill is not a takeover; an Army drill is not a takeover; a drill is not a takeover
Alex Jones is not saving mankind

I don't think...
Et tu. Alex?