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A RUBE-GOLDBERGIAN CONSPIRACY

Not to mince words...

Not to put too fine a point on it...

...but it's a theory that falls apart in any number of ways.

If they wanted to terrorize us, they could have put a drop of dioxin in some city's drinking water & announced the perps were at large across the United States.

I daresay that would scare most of us.

It would be INFINITELY easier than the supposed 9-11 shtick, yes? Just one guy with an eyedropper with access to a city's drinking supply...

Anyway, that's what I would have suggested if I worked for the NWO.

Big dental plan

I hope they have a dental plan.

So my first point would be that the presumed 9-11 plan would never have gotten off the drawing board. There would be far easier means to achieve total terror.

This should be obvious to all.

While we're making the drawing-board point, we would have to wonder how any competent planners would have missed obvious logical flaws in the cover story--such as having fire bring the towers down, having to get NORAD to stand down, having to fake evidence at the Pentagon, & so on.

The very lameosities the conspiracists point out virtually prove it was not a plot.

Just imagine the NWO conspirators sitting around a table.

Someone says "Hey...let's fly planes into the Towers & have the buildings collapse spectacularly."

"No good!" snaps another conspirator. "Steel frame buildings never collapse from fire. Everyone would see through the story."

"& another thing," chimes in a third. "We'd have to get NORAD to stand down for the planes to get through. That's leaving WAY too much evidence!"

So it wasn't the sort of plan some meanies sitting around a table would cook up. It's more like the plan some terrorists would bring off, in a country compromised by an incompetent government.

A second point would be the incompetence of the administration. Just remember the Perry Logan Apothegm: They could not run an elevator, much less a country.

Still less a Rube-Goldbergian conspiracy, my friends.