There's
a super-secret global conspiracy......which puts up websites where it
tells you everything it's going to do.
Seriously,
that's what my fellow Austinite
Alex Jones believes.
I watch Alex's show constantly & have never
believed a word the guy
said. It's amazing he has such avid followers.
If I understand it correctly, Alex believes the New World Order tells
you everything it's going to do. Apparently, it's all up on the
web...& you're just plain dumb not to see it.
That's a big motif with Alex Jones: everyone is dumb.
Alex Jones thinks you're dumb. Alex thinks everyone but him is
done. Just listen to him for a little while...
Every conspiracist
has to explain why he's the only one who figured it
all out. In other words, why is everyone else in the world so
dumb?
Any conspiracy of major scope has to explain why the conspiracist is so
much cooler than anybody else. Think about it: Professor Stephen
Hawkings is apparently too dumb to understand what's really going down.
The conspiracy guys actually believe that. If they're unaware of
it, it's because they never examine the implications of their beliefs.
In my opinion, conspiracy people--like all people on the political
right--lack all ability in dialectic thought.
In any case, the sub-text of everything Alex Jones says
is that the New World Order tells you everything it's going to do...on
the secret websites that only Alex has seen.
There's a world
takeover going on, dig? & the only reason you
don't know about it is, you're too dumb.
Alex also believes he can predict the future. (I'm probably not
the first to suspect Alex might be somewhat the megalomaniac, but never
mind.) Anyway, he really seems to think he can predict the future.
How can he do this? He does
this by going to the secret websites where the New World Order tells
him everything it's going to do.
Cool. If you believe that, I've got some swampland in Florida I
want you to buy...
