| Alex Jones thinks you're stupid! |
| "Have
we lost our souls?" [Infowars,
3/15/05. Yes! Please help us, O Great Enlightened One!] "I'm not a scumbag like you." [Yer mutha, Alex.] "They know that a lot of you are basically mind-numb idiots." [Infowars, 3/23/05] "I'll talk to some of these dumbed-down people here at the station." ["The station" is ACTV in Austin--the liberals who put Alex on TV. Alex Jones thinks the people who put him on TV are dumb. How's that for respect?] "You make me sick, all of you. You're filth. You're mindless idiots." [This illustrates how the Patriot Movement is helping to bring all Americans together.] "God! A two-year-old could figure this out!" "I should be gettin the friggin Pulitzer for everything I've done, how I've put this together...a 5-year-old could do it." ["Texas Frontline," Sept. 13, 2001. (If a 5-year-old could do it, why should you get a Pulitzer, Alex?) Alex reveals his true view of the world here. He is frustrated by our stupidity, frustrated by his lack of recognition. It's not easy being a nut.] "& they're counting on you being so stupid you won't look that up, news reporters." [Alex is so smart, he knows how stupid the reporters are...& he knows what the bad guys are thinking.] "There's no explaining your position to peons." [Conspiracy guys are incredible elitists.] "You've been drinking Diet Coke full of wood alcohol, & you've been sucking your thumb, & you're shallow, & you're stupid, & you're a phoney conservative or a phoney liberal, & you're DUMB!" [This was addressed to someone who disagreed with Il Duce.] "The average person has no grasp of the geopolitical spectrum, world history. So trying to even talk to people is just...is very very frustrating." [Infowars, 11/18/03. Now we understand why Alex never listens to anyone.] "America is about being mindless & having a brain about that big." [It's SO PAINFUL for Alex to live amongst such fools!] "People are dumber than ever, have no idea, out of their gourds, but know all about Britney Spears & NFL garbage." [That's the price you pay for disagreeing with Alex's wacky paradigm.] Americans are "ignorant as dirt." [Infowars, 5/16/02. This from a guy we all love...but a guy himself ignorant as dirt.] "There's a whole world out there, folks. Get outside the matrix. See the big picture. There's a whole world of reality, folks. They live! Put your sunglasses on." [The sunglasses are an allusion to John Carpenter's film, They Live, wherein special specs reveal alien takeover. Conspiracists really do believe that everyone is brainwashed. Somehow, the conspiracy guys are always immune.] "I try to talk to adults, professors--they don't know anything! They're ignorant! They're ignoramuses!" [Wow! I, Perry Logan, am not a professor, but I know quite a few of them. Most are easily twice as smart as Alex.] "You're so dumbed-down & ignorant!" "The average person doesn't know where Pakistan is...I mean, they just don't know!" "They just lie to you & count on you being stupid!" "If your neighbor laughs at you about this, they're a fool; they're an idiot. They wanna die of smallpox." [Infowars 5/2/02] "I really feel like slapping you upside the head. You've got your little cars, your little job, your little sports jacket. You feel all powerful." "Maybe you'll remember that when you're dying of cancer from the vaccines you took. You'll remember what I told you." [Your MOTHER, Alex!] "...the average Joe Sixpack or Sally Soccer Mom..." "Get every one of these illegal Muslims out of here now, because they're too stupid not to carry out the plans of the assassins that founded the Knights Templar." [Frontline, 9/13/01] The average American is "ignorant, arrogant, dumbed-down, self-centered." "Do you have any idea what's going on?" "Stop being naive!" "DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING?" [No, Alex. We're too dumb...] "Maybe you can't handle the full magnitude...but I can." [I think Alex is living out a bad movie, in which he is the hero, fearlessly saving a world full of dummies. It may be most conspiracy guys are living out a movie they're making up.] "You're gonna be in a city in the basement when the smallpox is raging wishing you'd listened to me. God bless you all..." |
