Nothing is true


There IS no "New World Order"!
THERE IS NO "NEW WORLD ORDER"!

I've checked it out--I'm really quite sure.

Alex Jones is a fellow Austinite.  I love the guy as I would a dumb younger brother, but I could not love Alex & the conspiracy guys half so much if I didn't point out how out to lunch they are.

You can't really prove the nonexistence of something.  But here are some of a zillion excellent reasons to dismiss the whole New World Order shtick:

THERE WOULD BE A HIGHLY-VISIBLE LEADER
If it's "command & control"; if it's a pyramidal structure; if the globalists are fascists--then there would bloody well be a highly-visible LEADER to the movement.  Fascist leaders are not known for staying hidden or lying low.  The utter absence of any contender for ruler of the world virtually insures there is no worldwide globalist conspiracy.

GUYS WOULD BE DEAD
Gimme a break!  The "sadistic control freaks" of the New World Order would have silenced the conspiracy guys long ago, if they were giving the whole plot away.  If I knew the deepest secrets of the CIA or the Mafia, would I blurt them out on TV, the radio, or on the net?

I don't thiink sooo...
I DON'T THIINK SOOO!

WE WOULD HEAR CORROBORATION FROM DISGRUNTLED EX-CIA AGENTS
You dig?  There are brave souls who have left the CIA & told all.  A Google search for "ex-CIA agent" will net you a plethora of riches.  Some of these people have turned against the agency.  Some have risked their lives talking about things the CIA wanted kept silent.  Yet none of these witnesses--surely as close to the mythical New World Order as one could want--has corroborated any of the fantastic conspiracy stuff.  This suggests that the entire theory is woven on fantasies about a CIA that doesn't exist.

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE TERROR ATTACKS AFTER 9-11
Alex Jones has been predicting more nasty attacks ever since 9-11...& he was wrong.  The theory is, the evil "globalists" brought off 9-11 to frighten us & win our obedience.  They would have arranged follow-up attacks to press the advantage.  The New World Order guys predicted as much.  Ergo, the cabal does not exist.

IQ'S ARE GOING UP
Worldwide, IQ's are going up every year.  Far out!  This fact contradicts the New World Order conspiracists, who say we're being DUMBED DOWN, poisoned, & brainwashed.  If that were true, IQ's would be plummeting.

BILL CLINTON WOULD NOT HAVE ORDERED BIN LADEN KILLED
The New World Order theory holds that all U.S. Presidents are minions of the New World Order, their policies essentially the same.  They believe President Clinton was soft on Osama bin Laden.  Trouble is, President Clinton spent his tenure chasing Osama bin Laden around the globe.  In 1995, he gave the CIA orders to kill Osama bin Laden.  How would YOU like it if the President gave the CIA orders to kill you?  If Big Bill were a globalist minion, he apparently didn't know about it.  He should have watched some of Alex's DELUSIONAL DOCUMENTARIES.

THE TAKEOVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED BY NOW
This is why most people eventually quit the Patriot Movement.  The takeover is always going on; it's the end of the world on every show.  Yet the takeover never occurs.  Hey--fascists are known for their incredible SPEED.  Look how quickly Hitler took over most of Europe.  But the New World Order never lowers the hammer...never.  That's because they don't exist.  How many delusional documentaries predicting the end of the world can you make before people get wise?

THERE WOULD BE DEMOCRATS IN THE BILDERBERGERS, THE TRILATERALS, & AT BOHEMIAN GROVE
The New World Order theory holds that the political parties are not essentially different--that they're just  shills for the globalists.  But where are the Democrats in the Bilderbergers, or at Bohemian Grove?  There are only a few, suggesting the paradigm is wrong & that the parties are in fact quite different.

THERE WOULD BE ZILLIONS OF BUILDINGS SHAPED LIKE PYRAMIDS
Think about it.

Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
Gimme a break!