Hey!
TOO MUCH TRAINING!

Whoa!  WAY too much training!
Whoa!  WAY too much training, guys!

Alex Jones seems to think the globalists have a huge training budget.  Every other thing in the world is said to be a type of "training."

The training motif just points up the lameness of the paradigm.  If you can't think of anything bad to say about a government program, you just say it's some type of training.

Since when does it take years of training to be a slave?  If the soldier says "Get into the truck," you get into the truck.  Very little training required.

But the conspiracy people see methods of control in everything.  It's one of their recurrent fantasies, as I'm sure you've noticed.  The guys have got brainwashing on the brain, & they greatly overestimate the power of children's cartoons, TV sitcoms, & movies to fully control our beliefs & thinking.

The conspiracists assume an immense stupidity in everyone but themselves. It's one of their core beliefs that they are enlightened & the rest of us are dumb.

Good old white-guy egotism!

No way they'd soend eternity training us.
No way a bunch of
sadistic
control freaks
are going to spend eternity

training us!