PERRY LOGAN CANNOT REFUTE
ALEX JONES' MOVIE!

I, Perry Logan, cried when I saw
Alex Jones' latest movie,
"A Hick Visits New York."

I cried...& not just because the thing was so bloody long.  I didn't even cry because the music sounds like paint drying.

I cried because the movie proved absolutely nothing.  This meant I would not be able to disprove any of it.


Alex Jones had outfoxed me again!

My friends, the movie only works if you automatically believe anything Alex Jones says, which would make you some sort of dittohead.  It's just Alex asserting the same things he has asserted before––never with anyone to back him up.

For example, much of the movie deals with 9-11, & the whole shtick about how the buildings really fell down, etc.  Alex has had ample time to interview qualified structural engineers, engineering professors, & engineering consulting firms about the conspiracist version of 9-11.  Maybe these engineers could shed some light on how the explosives were planted & how & why the buildings really fell.

Alex has had time to hire a consulting firm to help him out on this.  That's what a real investigator would do.

Qualified professionals could have written up a report, which Alex could then have presented in his documentary.  Or he could have interviewed the engineer who wrote the report.  That would have been awesome.

(Alex, in case you're reading this:  There's an engineer named Professor Hassan Astaneh who has been studying the wreckage of the Tower.  This man has 30 years experience studying the behavior of steel under stress.  Not he nor any of dozens of other engineers I've found on the web have mentioned explosives.  Unlike you, these are real experts.  I wonder if you'd check this out in your next film.)

But, as always, the documentary is just good old Alex Jones telling us things.  He gets all his facts wrong.  He misreads everything.


He makes stuff up.
Haven't you noticed?

The movie also goes over the NORAD-standing-down thing (like the secret conspirators would be dumb enough to pull off a hoax with a hole in it).  Again, Alex & his minions could have interviewed professional airline pilots about whether anything seemed wrong to them.  Or the Airline Pilots Association.  They would know, after all.

But Alex evidently thinks his word is good enough.  The movie is strictly for true believers.

So I, Perry Logan, wept at seeing "A Hick Wanders Aimlessly around New York," knowing Alex Jones had outsmarted me again, & evaded the problem of being disproved by proving nothing.


This isn't over yet, Jones.
I'll be back.