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WHO IS PERRY LOGAN?

Who?

Good question.

He says he's from the future, & he does a cable show.  That's about all we know.

O yea--it's called The Perry Logan Show.

Everyone who's seen it says this show makes them smarter.  It is clinically proven that the Perry Logan Show is good for your brain.

Clive Barnes of The New York Times has called The Perry Logan Show "the greatest show ever"!

Pretty good, huh?

So we could say that Perry Logan is the guy who does the greatest show ever--a show which is good for your brain, to boot.

Good for your brain, to boot.
Good for your brain, to boot.

We are investigating the time-travel thing.