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| "We are minting young
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| PERRY LOGAN FOR PRESIDENT!!! |
| "Hack me in, America!" |
| NEW SHOWS SCHEDULED! |
| If you are an Austinite who watches Perry Logan on ACTV, you are a suave secret agent, and beautiful people want to have sex with you. You can also watch the following great shows: |
| Sun., 8/28/05, noon, ch. 10, "All of our
Problems Solved" Sun., 8/28/05, 5 PM, ch. 16, "Eating Unknown Things" Mon., 8/29/05, 1:30 PM, ch. 16, "We Carry the Rage in Our Hearts" |
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| LATEST CLIPS!!! "Not Enough Tape" "Universe of Fear" ...plus for a limited time only this BONUS CLIP! (devastation brain cell) |
| Official List of Shows |
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OBSCENE
TIRADES
from THE WORST "PRESIDENT" EVER  Same to you, big guy! Bush, administration aides confide, frequently explodes into tirades over those who protest the war, calling them “motherf*cking traitors.” ... “Who gives a flying f*ck what the polls say,” he screamed at a recent strategy meeting. “I’m the President and I’ll do whatever I goddamned please. They don’t know sh*t.” ... Aides say the President often “flips the bird” to show his displeasure and tells aides who disagree with him to “go to hell” or to “go f*ck yourself.” --also spracht Capitol Hill Blue |
 "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him. "It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories..." --Also spracht Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
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WHAT
A REAL PRESIDENT DID ABOUT TERRORISM "Starting in 1995, President Clinton took actions against terrorism that were unprecedented in American history. He poured billions and billions of dollars into counterterrorism activities across the entire spectrum of the intelligence community. He poured billions more into the protection of critical infrastructure. He ordered massive federal stockpiling of antidotes and vaccines to prepare for a possible bioterror attack. He ordered a reorganization of the intelligence community itself, ramming through reforms and new procedures to address the demonstrable threat. Within the National Security Council, "threat meetings" were held three times a week to assess looming conspiracies...." --also spracht William Rivers Pitt |
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WORST ADMINISTRATION EVER!!!
We went from surplus to deficit; we went from peace to war; we went from the most popular President of the 20th century (Bill Clinton, tied with FDR) to the least popular President of modern times. The infant mortality rate is going up for the first time in 40 years. The trade deficit is at an all-time high. The national debt is at an all-time high. Most people think the country is headed the wrong way. By a 2-to-1 margin, Americans are shocked at the administration's runaway spending increases GWB is the least popular President in American history. World terrorism has tripled. GWB turned the biggest surplus in American history (under Clinton) into the biggest deficit. GWB lost more jobs than any American in American history. The administration has broken more international treaties than any administration in American history. Male prostitutes have free access to the White House (do a Google search for "Jeff Gannon" to find out about this) GWB sat frozen for 12 precious minutes on 9-11; the country was UNDER ATTACK, & he went into brainlock! Our tourism industry is tanking. We can't get qualified foreign students to come to our universities anymore. Foreign applications to U.S. grad schools declined 28 percent last year. Foreign student enrollment on all levels fell for the first time in three decades, but increased greatly in Europe and China. U.S. childhood poverty now ranks 22nd, or second to last, among the developed nations. Only Mexico scores lower" Bush's tax cuts, which were supposed to stimulate revenue growth to offset their costs, have instead driven down federal revenues from almost 21 percent of Gross Domestic Product in 2000 to 16.3 percent last year. Thirty-five percent of Americans consider themselves Democrats, opposed to 29% who say they are Republicans. |
| Thank you, Pat Robertson for making it impossible for the administration to do what it wanted to do! |
 "Conservatism" may
be defined as
the eternal repetition of things that are not true. Didn't I just say that? Anyway, I'm telling you the political Right creates a tribal pseudo-reality through a process of incessant repetition. They live in a fantasy world, a wacky delusion. It's all based on disinformation. These guys love disinformation so much, they hire professionals to create good-looking lies for them. That's what a "right-wing think tank" is, by the way. These are intellectual harlots who are paid to make the right look good. None of the science backs the Right. None of the history backs up the Right. So they actually go out & hire people to cook up stats for them, to sustain their lame fantasy. We love these crazy dummies, but they don't even know what liberals are. They're too dumb to understand a single word a liberal says. The dumb dudes just repeat their fantasies about liberals. They don't know doodley. They don't know squat. They say liberals love big government, but the record shows that government grows less under liberals than under Republicans. The federal government actually shrank under Truman & Clinton. The Federal government SHRANK under the Democrats! Check it out! They say liberals are bad for the military, when the historical record shows liberals spend more on the military, Republicans less. Plus the Republicans skimp on little things, like body armor. Hey--they're dumb, all right? They're just an inferior breed of white guy. Has there ever been a major artist, a major writer, a major intellectual, or a major scientist who was right-wing?  I don't thiink
sooo!
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| George
W. Bush: The Laziest President in American History Also spracht Shakespeare's Sister |
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THE
CLINTON RECORD
A REVIEW  Highlights from the Clinton Presidency!
Longest economic expansion in American history--a record 115 months of economic expansion More than 22 million new jobs: more than 22 million jobs were created in less than eight years -- the most ever under a single administration Highest home ownership in American history Made the Federal government smaller (a feat matched only by Harry Truman; if you like small government, vote Democratic) Lowest unemployment in 30 years: unemployment dropped from more than 7 percent in 1993 to just 4.0 percent in November 2000; unemployment for African Americans and Hispanics fell to the lowest rates on record, and the rate for women was the lowest in more than 40 years Largest expansion of college opportunity since the GI Bill Connected 95 percent of schools to the Internet Lowest crime rate in 26 years. Family and Medical Leave Act for 20 million Americans Smallest welfare rolls in 32 years Higher incomes at all levels: after falling by nearly $2,000 between 1988 and 1992, the median family's income rose by $6,338, after adjusting for inflation; all income brackets experienced double-digit growth; the bottom 20 percent saw the largest income growth at 16.3 percent Lowest poverty rate in 20 years: the poverty rate declined from 15.1 percent to 11.8 percent in 1999--the largest six-year drop in poverty in nearly 30 years Lowest teen birth rate in 60 years  I'll bet the Clinton Administration
prevented more abortions than the entire right-to-life movement! Lowest infant mortality rate in American history Deactivated more than 1,700 nuclear warheads from the former Soviet Union: efforts of the Clinton-Gore Administration led to the dismantling of more than 1,700 nuclear warheads, 300 launchers and 425 land and submarine based missiles from the former Soviet Union Paid off $360 billion of the national debt: under Clinton, we were on track to pay off the entire debt by 2009; what a difference a stolen election makes... Converted the largest budget deficit in American history to the largest surplus Lowest government spending in three decades Lowest federal income tax burden in 35 years More families owned stock than ever before Most New Jobs Ever Created Under a Single Administration: Republicans really chew the rug when you mention this one, so it's worth repeating constantly Median Family Income Up $6,000 since 1993 Unemployment at Its Lowest Level in More than 30 Years Highest Home ownership Rate on Record 7 Million Fewer Americans Living in Poverty Largest Surplus Ever Lower Federal Government Spending: after increasing under the previous two administrations, federal government spending as a share of the economy was cut from 22.2 percent in 1992 to 18 percent in 2000--the lowest level since 1966 The Most U.S. Exports Ever: between 1992 and 2000, U.S. exports of goods and services grew by 74 percent, or nearly $500 billion, to top $1 trillion for the first time Lowest Inflation since the 1960s: inflation was at the lowest rate since the Kennedy Administration, averaging 2.5 percent, down from 4.6 percent during the previous administration The child poverty rate declined more than 25 percent The poverty rate for single mothers was the lowest ever The African American and elderly poverty rates dropped to their lowest level on record The Hispanic poverty rate dropped to its lowest level since 1979 Lowest Poverty Rate for Single Mothers on Record: under President Clinton, the poverty rate for families with single mothers fell from 46.1 percent in 1993 to 35.7 percent in 1999, the lowest level on record Smallest Welfare Rolls Since 1969: between January 1993 and September of 1999, the number of welfare recipients dropped by 7.5 billion (a 53 percent decline) to 6.6 million. In comparison, between 1981-1992, the number of welfare recipients increased by 2.5 million (a 22 percent increase) to 13.6 million people Lowest Federal Income Tax Burden in 35 Years: Federal income taxes as a percentage of income for the typical American family dropped to their lowest level in 35 years Higher Incomes even after Taxes and Inflation: real after-tax incomes grew by an average of 2.6 percent per year for the lower-income half of taxpayers between 1993 and 1997, while growing by an average of 1.0 percent between 1981 and 1993  It's
like this:
Democrats GOOD! Republicans BAD! |
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DEMOCRATS
 Stop BSing!
The Democrats gave you everything you have! Democrats gave us Social Security (the most successful government program ever) Democrats gave us civil rights legislation Democrats gave us Medicare Democrats gave us seatbelts & airbags Democrats gave us public broadcasting Democrats gave us the Freedom of Information Act Democrats gave us environmental laws Democrats gave us the Americans with Disabilities Act Democrats gave us workplace safety laws Democrats gave us food safety laws Democrats gave us food labeling laws Democrats gave us the GI Bill Democrats gave us low-income housing Democrats gave us the Tennessee Valley Project Democrats gave us the Peace Corps Democrats gave us the longest period of economic expansion in history (under Bill Clinton) Democrats gave us the lowest infant mortality rate in history. (It's going up now, of course)  Don't you see? Under
Republicans
THE BABIES START TO DIE! Democrats gave us consumer protection laws Democrats gave us improved air quality Democrats gave us the internet Democrats gave us the Center for Disease Control & Prevention (Republicans hate this kind of stuff; they're very mean) Democrats gave us Affirmative Action (which 64% of Americans favor. Don't listen to the right-wing disinformation machine: affirmative action has helped the income, promotion and labor force participation rates of both women and minorities. That's why Republiucans hate it. If it hadn't worked, they wouldn't mind.) Democrats promote space exploration Democrats gave us the Family & Medical Leave Act Democrats gave us the Consumer Product Safety Commission Democrats cleaned up the Great Lakes (did so!) Democrats protect endangered species Democrats got a ban on CFC's, DDT, PCB's, & leaded gasoline (plus who knows what other toxic stuff we & our kids would still be enjoying--if Republicans had always ruled) Democrats gave us rural electrification Democrats got you public schooling Democrats gave us the National Weather Service Democrats gave us truth-in-advertising laws Democrats gave us the Morrill Land Grant Act (this act is the reason nearly every state has a large public university) Democrats gave us public universities (Democrats are less afraid of people getting educated than Republicans are) Democrats promote & fund scientific research Democrats gave us guaranteed bank deposits Democrats helped women get the vote (the Republicans forestalled it until the 1920's; bad Republicans!) Democrats passed child-labor laws Democrats got us Meals on Wheels Democrats promote scientific & technological research Democrats promote student financial aid Democrats promote child immunizations (which reached record levels under the Clinton Administration) Democrats make the poverty rate go down (Check it out: the New Deal reduced America's poverty rate from over 50% to less than 20%) Democrats lower the crime rate (it dropped for 8 successive years under Clinton--the longest continuous drop on record; what can I say?) Democrats fought discrimination (The Republicans supported it: remember?) Democrats help develop alternative energy sources (whereas the Republicans plan to take us down with the dinosaurs) Democrats control immigration (better than Republicans; Bill Clinton exported more illegals than any President ever) Democrats created special education programs, handicapped education programs, job retraining programs, etc., etc. (Republicans destroy same, capice?) Democrats improve the educational system (whereas Republicans sell it down the river) Democrats protect you from malignant corporations (Republicans feed you to them) The GNP grows more under Democrats (thought you might like to know) Democrats lowered the teen birth rate (under Clinton, to its lowest rate in 60 years) Democrats deactivated more than 1,700 nuclear warheads from the former Soviet Union (Clinton again. Thank you, Bill!) Democrats gave us the highest home ownership rate in American history (Clinton again) Democrats converted the largest budget deficit in American history into the largest surplus (which GWB has incredibly turned back into the biggest deficit AGAIN!) Democrats gave us smaller government (That's right! The Federal government grows much less under Democrats)  The size of the Federal
government
actually got SMALLER... under Truman & Clinton! Democrats reduce federal spending (to the lowest level since 1966 under the last elected President) Democrats gave us the most exports ever (under Clinton) Democrats can get the FDA working again (do not take any drugs approved under this administration; it's that bad) Democrats would represent most people (most people want the liberal things--environmentalism, gun control, international cooperation, less torture; Republicans, by contrast, want things that most Americans hate) Democrats can fix this gross income-inequality thing (income equality correlates significantly with mortality rates, crime, poor educational outcomes, substance abuse, etc.) Democrats are not so into crackpot science & crackpot stats (science backs up the Democrats; junk science backs up the Right) Democrats will give us a health-care system (think about it; the lifespans of Canadians are now 2 years more than ours--because of their healthcare system) The African-American poverty rates dropped to their lowest levels EVER under the last Democratic administration. The poverty rate for single mothers reached its lowest level EVER under Clinton. Etc., etc., etc.  Face it--you would probably
be
dead from DDT if it weren't for Democrats! |
| The New World Order "Theory"--deconstructions ad infinitum! |
| "Abortion causes breast cancer" & other LIES OF THE RIGHT. |
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Ohio: the Republicans flip another one
"It's...rather remarkable how often the lightning seems to strike in Clermont--and at the just the right time, producing just the right amount of votes for an otherwise endangered GOP candidate." --Billmon.org "Along with Al Gore in 2000 and John Kerry in 2004, Paul Hackett has become another Democratic candidate whose campaign went suddenly and mysteriously down to defeat late in the evening of a close election. Amidst the obligatory computer glitches, the GOP candidate was declared the winner before the vote count could be investigated." |
Chicago economist links abortion to falling crime rates |
| No, Virginia... America did not re-elect THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER! It was just more Republican treason. |
| Weird Scenes Inside The Gold Mine |
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FOR THE HISTORICAL RECORD
"I predict Arnold is gonna save children at a school shooting, or there'll be some type of bombing, & he will land by helicopter & run in & direct things. I predict it....I see it all aligning. I see it all coming together. I see their plan, clear as day." --Alex Jones, Infowars, Dec. 1, 2004. Later in the show, Alex elaborated: "From my studying, it's probably going to be a school event. He'll be in a nearby city, or he'll be in the town. That's a 75% chance. 25% the Golden Gate'll get blown, or that big insurance building in San Francisco, & he'll be nearby. & he'll fly in & things will be burning, & he'll run into it & save someone." |
| Gun owners arm
criminals. |
| "Stolen firearms are one of the key conduits supplying guns to criminals on the black market. A 1997 Department of Justice survey of 33,731 state prison inmates found that at least 9.9% used a stolen firearm to commit the offense that landed them in prison." |
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Miller M, Azrael D, Hemenway D. "Firearm availability and unintentional firearm deaths, suicide, and homicide among 5-14 year olds." Journal of Trauma. 2002; 52: 267-75. Major Findings: The authors analyzed the relationship between firearm availability and homicide, suicide, and unintentional gun death for 5-14 year olds across the 50 states over a ten year period. Children in states with many guns have elevated rates of suicide, homicide, and unintentional gun deaths compared to children in states with fewer guns. The state rates of non-firearm suicide and non-firearm homicide among children are not related to firearm availability |
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| Jim Kunstler |
| CANNONFIRE |
| Dude...the election was RIGGED! |
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